Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] Serpent Target opponent chooses two of

Target opponent chooses two of those cards

you might as well trade it for something else

Ashnod served as Mishra's confidante while he led Fallaji weapons development before the Brothers' War

you lose 3 life

Tap two untapped creatures you control: Return target permanent to its owner's hand

Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] Serpent Target opponent chooses two ofSet: Unhinged Type: Creature Ape Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{G}{G}{G} Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1 1 green Ape creature token. "I desire the acquisition of a potassium rich fruit comestible of *substantial* magnitude."